This tee is for the people who say they’re “just having fun” but absolutely have a spreadsheet, a vision board, and an unreasonably high standard for themselves.
Featuring retro 50’s–inspired graphics and the quote
“I will succeed because I am insane.”
(It’s a joke. Mostly.)
This is a true heavyweight, boxy tee—thick, structured, and intentionally not stretchy or fitted. Think laid-back, vintage, borrowed-from-your-cool-dad energy. It hangs, it holds its shape, and it gets better the more you wear it. If you want skin-tight, this isn’t your shirt. If you want effortless cool with a little menace? You’re in the right place.
Perfect for barn days, show days, coffee runs, or pretending you’re not spiraling while chasing big goals.
The details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric (aka substantial, not flimsy)
Relaxed, boxy unisex fit
Durable stitching made to survive real life, not just Instagram
Size note:
Order your normal size for boxy cool, size down if you want it less oversized.
Because success is a mindset.
And a little bit of delusion.
And a really good tee.
This tee is for the people who say they’re “just having fun” but absolutely have a spreadsheet, a vision board, and an unreasonably high standard for themselves.
Featuring retro 50’s–inspired graphics and the quote
“I will succeed because I am insane.”
(It’s a joke. Mostly.)
This is a true heavyweight, boxy tee—thick, structured, and intentionally not stretchy or fitted. Think laid-back, vintage, borrowed-from-your-cool-dad energy. It hangs, it holds its shape, and it gets better the more you wear it. If you want skin-tight, this isn’t your shirt. If you want effortless cool with a little menace? You’re in the right place.
Perfect for barn days, show days, coffee runs, or pretending you’re not spiraling while chasing big goals.
The details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric (aka substantial, not flimsy)
Relaxed, boxy unisex fit
Durable stitching made to survive real life, not just Instagram
Size note:
Order your normal size for boxy cool, size down if you want it less oversized.
Because success is a mindset.
And a little bit of delusion.
And a really good tee.
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