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US$25.00
For when your horse swapped leads late and someone tried to make it a federal case.
This hat is your official reminder to chill out. Whether your pivot turned into a prance or your trot looked more like interpretive dance—it’s fine. You’re fine. It’s not that serious. (Unless it’s food time. Then it’s extremely serious.)
Here’s what you’re working with:
• That plush, high-density foam—like a helmet for your carefree attitude
• Structured 5-panel, high-profile fit to hold all your “can't be bothered” energy
• 8 rows of stitching for durability, because while your patience may be thin, your hat game isn’t
• Seamless front panel that stays calm, cool, and collected (even if you aren’t)
• All-black everything: visor, braid, sweatband, mood
• Snapback adjustability for messy buns or slick back ponies
• One size fits most egos
Embroidered in bold black and red with “It’s Not That Serious” and the CB Horsemanship logo—because the hat says it all so you don’t have to.
This hat is your official reminder to chill out. Whether your pivot turned into a prance or your trot looked more like interpretive dance—it’s fine. You’re fine. It’s not that serious. (Unless it’s food time. Then it’s extremely serious.)
Here’s what you’re working with:
• That plush, high-density foam—like a helmet for your carefree attitude
• Structured 5-panel, high-profile fit to hold all your “can't be bothered” energy
• 8 rows of stitching for durability, because while your patience may be thin, your hat game isn’t
• Seamless front panel that stays calm, cool, and collected (even if you aren’t)
• All-black everything: visor, braid, sweatband, mood
• Snapback adjustability for messy buns or slick back ponies
• One size fits most egos
Embroidered in bold black and red with “It’s Not That Serious” and the CB Horsemanship logo—because the hat says it all so you don’t have to.
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For when your horse swapped leads late and someone tried to make it a federal case.
This hat is your official reminder to chill out. Whether your pivot turned into a prance or your trot looked more like interpretive dance—it’s fine. You’re fine. It’s not that serious. (Unless it’s food time. Then it’s extremely serious.)
Here’s what you’re working with:
• That plush, high-density foam—like a helmet for your carefree attitude
• Structured 5-panel, high-profile fit to hold all your “can't be bothered” energy
• 8 rows of stitching for durability, because while your patience may be thin, your hat game isn’t
• Seamless front panel that stays calm, cool, and collected (even if you aren’t)
• All-black everything: visor, braid, sweatband, mood
• Snapback adjustability for messy buns or slick back ponies
• One size fits most egos
Embroidered in bold black and red with “It’s Not That Serious” and the CB Horsemanship logo—because the hat says it all so you don’t have to.
This hat is your official reminder to chill out. Whether your pivot turned into a prance or your trot looked more like interpretive dance—it’s fine. You’re fine. It’s not that serious. (Unless it’s food time. Then it’s extremely serious.)
Here’s what you’re working with:
• That plush, high-density foam—like a helmet for your carefree attitude
• Structured 5-panel, high-profile fit to hold all your “can't be bothered” energy
• 8 rows of stitching for durability, because while your patience may be thin, your hat game isn’t
• Seamless front panel that stays calm, cool, and collected (even if you aren’t)
• All-black everything: visor, braid, sweatband, mood
• Snapback adjustability for messy buns or slick back ponies
• One size fits most egos
Embroidered in bold black and red with “It’s Not That Serious” and the CB Horsemanship logo—because the hat says it all so you don’t have to.